Alright PUMAs, we are past the hard part. The convention coronation. I know it was tough to watch and it was filled with disappointments, but we got through it. We will have our moment in the sun in four short years. You’ll see. The “speech” tonight was pretty lame and it will be interesting to see whether or not the American public bought into it.
Now, we have to roll up our sleeves and help John McCain kick some Hawaiian ass because I’m sick and tired of Barack Obama and his thuggish campaign minions. Check out one of McCain’s latest ads below, which is particularly powerful in making the point that Obama is not ready to lead this nation. Then, check out Scoop Mouth right afterwards, in an interview during the primaries saying she didn’t know if she would vote for Hillary if she got the nomination. If it was good enough for the beeotch–exercising her right as a voter–it’s good enough for the PUMA. –SUGAR
Tonight, those of us who can stomach it, will witness one of the biggest spectacles we’ve seen in a long time. The legacy of a great man will be trampled on and manipulated and more lies will be told than any of us could ever imagine–all in an effort to prop up a spineless weasel. Here’s a preview of what it will look like (from “Caligula”):
The video that will introduce Obama was made by Oscar award-winning documentary filmmaker Davis Guggenheim, director of “An Inconvenient Truth,” which chronicled Vice President Al Gore’s campaign against climate change.
What a night. President Clinton delivered his comments in his usual outstanding manner, but this is what should be noted. Aside from all of the “praise” for Barack Obama, Bill spent quite a bit of time praising John McCain too and this is something that voters will not miss. For all of the Obama campaign’s attempts at painting McCain as a “third term of Bush”, the truth is, he isn’t and the party leaders know it. After the Republican National Convention is over next wek, it will only get harder for the Obama campaign to pick McCain apart because for one, Obama doesn’t have an actual substantive record to stand on and for two Obama doesn’t have an actual substantive record to stand on. The President gets an A- reflecting a few points from the A+ he would ordinarily have received, because he said too many positive things about Obama.
Joe Biden’s speech was going pretty well until he echoed Horse Face with the “Freudian Slip”, substituting “George” for “John” while trying to criticize McCain. Maybe, just maybe if Horse Face hadn’t done the same thing just a few minutes prior, it wouldn’t have been so obviously staged by Biden. From the “Freudian Slip” moment onward, I was disgusted with Biden. Then, when Obama came onto the stage, Biden called his family members on–pretty routine–but he was so greedily shuffling those tots around for photo-ops it was embarrassing. I think I heard that this was like his 5th time running for president or something crazy like that and this is the closest he’s gotten. haha. Loozer. He gets an F for the night as well.
What would a wrap-up of a DNC Convention evening be without an assessment of Scoop Mouth’s “performance”? She gets a C- for the evening because she was frowned up for most of President Clinton’s speech, but she did manage to eek a little water from her eyes during Biden the Fool’s Bigot’s speech. So, there is a soul somewhere in there. Oh, and they say everybody has a twin don’t they? Well, here’s hers.
Obama, in his “surprise” appearance sauntered out there like he was about to accept the hip-hop producer of the year award, talking about folks “rocking the house” and “coming to the party” and such. What a stooge. He gets an F for the night. For acting like he’s already president and for allowing the travesty of a faux roll-call vote to take place.
It still amazes me that someone with a “resume” as thin as a sheet of papyrus is being given this grand celebration for having accomplished absolutely nothing. Again I say, I would love to see an African-American win the presidency. But, why in God’s name are we supposed to be happy with one who has dumped on us time and time again and who truly isn’t the best qualified person to beat any Republican? I wish I could gather up a bunch of folks to lie and exaggerate about who I am. I’m guessing though, the Republicans wouldn’t let me get away with it either. –SUGAR
What in the hell was that parade of Women of the United States House of Representatives? Was that yet another feeble-minded attempt to win us PUMAs over? And, goodness gracious peace, Congresswoman Maxine Waters of California looked like a damned android up there with her eyes stretched all wide. Do you think they “got her“? Waters was an avid Hillary supporter during the primaries, so I’m guessing she was almost forced to make a comment by the She-Wolf, who looked really nice tonight. Like seven homes nice. Like damn near about to O.D. on Botox nice. Much better than that Star Trek suit she had on the first night. Oh, Hillary looked really nice last night too. She looked very pretty in that yellow. I hope and pray that Michelle From Hell will let somebody do her hair for tomorrow night and that she will leave the scrunchie on the nightstand. Is that too much to ask? Damn.
On my way home from work, I was flipping through the radio dial, which I rarely do since this election season started because I’m usually tuned in to talk radio. But, I was flipping through when I decided to see what Michael Baisden was talking about and within three minutes I was disgusted. He and some woman were ranting and raving about how angry they were that some woman was shown after Hillary’s speech last night declaring that she still wasn’t sure about voting for Obama and how disgusted she was that Hillary isn’t the nominee. They said the woman was a “plant”…To them I say, you will find out who’s a plant and who’s not in November. Dummies.
Anyway, back to the tube. Big Willie speaks tonight and I’m hoping that he, as only he can, discretely gives Obama his ass to kiss. –SUGAR
I’ve gotten so many hateful, ignorant comments in the past 12 hours (since Hillary’s speech) it is astounding! “What the fuck is wrong with you people? Didn’t you hear what Hillary said last night?” “Your racism is palpable…” The comments accusing me of being a racist are especially hilarious, especially since I’m black, and the comments are probably coming from white boys who grew up with their own modern day versions of a mammy.
Listen, Obama fans. No amount of muscle is going to force us to vote for Barack Hussein Obama. Don’t you realize that what you are doing–this trying to scare and shame us into supporting him–is exactly what white supremacists did to their own people who wanted to do the right thing and to blacks who wanted the right to vote way back when? You don’t get to tell us how to vote. You can make suggestions all day and if you are sensible we might even listen. But, the insults, threats and such are ineffective. Here. Here’s a link to Webster’s online dictionary. Check out the word “democracy” when you get a moment and try to wrap your puny brain around that definition okay?
This fighting that you are doing is useless. You are only making this harder on yourselves. Getting your blood pressure all worked up and such. Just breathe and go easy. Don’t keep fighting the inevitable. You did your best, but it wasn’t.quite.good.enough. Now, kick rocks! Hillary or McCain ‘08!! –SUGAR
Awesome, awesome, awesome speech tonight! Thank GAWD Hillary didn’t pimp herself out for that long-legged Chicago mack daddy pimp. Scoop Mouth barely parted her lips during the whole speech she was so visibly disgusted with Hillary up on that big stage. The introductory video of Hillary was amazing and I couldn’t be more happy with her speech. The Democratic Party has screwed up! Big time. Obama should not be the nominee of this party and we PUMAs will prove it in a couple of months. Awesome speech. It seems the Lord Jesus heard my humble prayer earlier today. –SUGAR
I swear, maybe I’ve just never watched one of our (Democrats) conventions before paying any real attention to what’s being said–but if I hear one more story about how one of these speakers walked up-hill to school both ways carrying their pappy’s milking cow on their backs, I’m going to scream!!! Dammit. Hillary is coming up Hillfans! Let’s send good vibes her way. I already know I’m going to be angry watching her urging us to vote her Obama, but I will let that anger with the way she’s been railroaded fuel my fire going into the voting booth in November. Oh, DNC Day 2–still boring…lame. All that. Check out Billie Holiday singing "God Bless the Child That’s Got His Own" below. –SUGAR
Lord Jesus, as we get ready for the second evening of the DNC Convention, please don’t let Hillary Clinton pimp herself out too badly lose herself completely during her speech tonight. Please don’t let us lay eyes on a hollowed out shell of a woman who the Obama campaign has taken the time to scoop out all of the good parts, replacing them with mush soaked in cherry red kool-aid. Let us lay eyes on a woman resolute in her will to at least appear to do the right thing, but secretly intending to cast a vote for John McCain in November (as many of us will) when she goes behind that sacred veil. Give the soldiers on the ground in Denver enough strength to show their asses make it plain to the world, which still appears to be in denial–no we won’t. Make their shoulders and forearms strong in case they need to knock a bitch or two out physically make themselves clear as they express their displeasure with this coronation convention. We know Lord Jesus that you are saddened by all of this and we just wanna do your will. Help us to crush this son-of-a-bitch in November keep this puppet of Satan out of the White House. These amid other blessings we pray. Amen. –SUGAR
I haven’t watched such a boring series of events since Gayle King decided to get her own show some years ago. I love Oprah’s BFF Gayle, but that show was a bust, just like the first "big night" of the DNC Convention was a bust. I mean, the list of snoozers who got up there to speak, including Nancy Pelosi in that Star Trek suit, was just sad. Let me make it clear–there isn’t a PUMA alive that was "won over" by tonight’s events.
I couldn’t give two shits about how Barack and Michelle met and two months out from the election, I don’t think most of America cares either. Michelle looked like a hag with that rag tag hairline and she doesn’t have a genuine bone in her body. I sort of apologize for the personal attacks, but I’m still not quite over the "Black America will wake up and get it" comments. Sorry. I’m working on it, but she makes me sick. Anyway, she was up there offering up those mechanical words and most of the people in the audience, except for those two plants that they must have given a Denny’s gift certificate to in order to cry on cue, looked bored.to.death. Obama, with his ever Bush-like self, said was in St. Louis when he was really in Kansas City. I mean good grief. He’d been sitting up in those people’s house for all of that time and he couldn’t remember where in the hell he was? Damn.
Hillary speaks tomorrow night and I pray she does well. I haven’t seen my girl speak in so long, it will be like a cool drink of water on a hot summer’s day. I’m still thirsty as hell after the no-hits parade tonight. –SUGAR
Listen to me well and don’t screw around about this. I’ve been tuning in to the DNC convention, but just now, as I swayed my hips to the music that some of the artists have been singing, I realized that I need to make sure that I don’t fall victim to a DNC mind-fuck as Cinie [see blogroll on the right] warns. If you are going to be tuning in, as I am, be sure to keep your tin foil hat handy to deflect those jedi mind trick brainwaves that they will be beaming at us.
I wouldn’t miss this all for anything in the world! Hahaha! It’s amazing how fast and furious the lies and fairy-tales just keep flowing and flowing and flowing. Astounding I tell you! I’ve had so many great laughs already because you’d think these folks were talking about Nelson Mandela the way they are exaggerating the story of a man who actually grew up in a house with a granny who was the Vice President of a bank, attended fine private schools and ivy league colleges and universities and was able to travel to Indonesia with his mama and a rich step daddy–and has never produced any real results in anything he’s started out to do. It’s like watching the funeral of a whorish woman and all of her family and friends are declaring in their comments that she was the most chaste, godly woman anybody’s ever met, but you know they are lying their asses off! lmfao Can all of the Obama supporters really be that stupid? –SUGAR
Alright PUMAs, we are past the hard part. The convention coronation. I know it was tough to watch and it was filled with disappointments, but we got through it. We will have our moment in the sun in four short years. You’ll see. The “speech” tonight was pretty lame and it will be interesting to see whether or not the American public bought into it. 
